Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Mecha Break lets your pilot poop and bathe—however not wash their arms?!

This may seem to be a tiny, insignificant element, and within the grand scheme of gameplay, it’s. However I’ve considerations concerning the lack of a useful sink, primarily as a result of my pilot’s bed room does have a useful rest room.

Let me clarify. When not actively taking part in a match in Mecha Break, you’ll be able to take management of your pilot and jog across the dropship the sport’s pilots and Strikers name house. In your pilot’s quarters, they will recline on their mattress, sit at their desk, fiddle on their PC, or benefit from the assorted facilities of their lavatory. These facilities embrace a fully-functional bathe. When the bathe is activated, a relatively voyeuristic cutscene performs in which you’ll watch your pilot bathe. The pilot is clearly nude, however it’s onerous to make out any particulars, because the privateness glass and bathe steam successfully censor any precise nudity.

When interacting with the bathroom, the same scene performs out with my pilot sitting on the porcelain throne, nonetheless blurred out by the lavatory’s privateness glass. However I discover this scene way more disturbing than the bathe. In contrast to the bathe scene, the toilet-using cutscene makes it clear that my pilot remains to be totally clothed in her skin-tight bodysuit. I’ve inspected the swimsuit intently, and there are not any zippers or bum-flaps to be discovered, so I can solely assume that my pilot is utilizing the restroom by way of her bodysuit. Until Mecha Break’s pilots have stillsuit expertisethat outfit’s gotta be a strolling septic tank.

Much more alarming is the sink, or relatively, the shortage of a working one. In contrast to the bathe and the bathroom, interacting with the sink will merely trigger it to emerge from or shut up into the wall, Murphy bed-style. Work together with it once more, and it’ll fold outward. However at no level does a cutscene play during which my pilot washes her arms. The sink doesn’t seem to have operating water.

My pilot works very onerous, spending most of her days piloting her Striker-of-choice, Alysnes. Her bodysuit is tight and covers every thing aside from her face. It’s gotta get sweaty inside Alysnes’ cockpit, however after a protracted day of beating up different Strikers, my pilot can’t even escape her bodysuit to make use of the restroom, and as soon as she’s completed utilizing the restroom, the one choice for sanitation is a bathe. How are Mecha Break’s pilots alleged to keep away from spreading sicknesses across the ship after they can’t even wash their arms? Absolutely this can be a House OSHA violation.

I’m begging you, Mecha Break devs. In case you’re going to power my poor pilot to poop in a one-piece, skin-tight bodysuit — and make me watch whereas it occurs — not less than give her a working sink to scrub her arms in afterwards.

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